Hello, and welcome to Drabbletober. This is an occasional bonus episode for the first of June, 2025.
How I Live My Life According To My Friend Simon's Advice
by Elizabeth Guilt
Simon once told me that you forget things when you walk through doors. I laughed, but he was right.
I started writing grocery lists in the kitchen. When travelling, I packed toiletries in the bathroom.
At work, I preferred to talk to colleagues at my desk so information didn't fall into meeting-room doorways. Eventually, I found it easier to work from home; catch up with friends over Zoom; order my food online.
I pulled my bed into the living room. Then my wardrobe, then a camping stove. A hose. A bucket. I sit at the centre.
And I remember everything.
Simon is a real person, by the way, although I don't think he listens to this podcast. He really did tell me about what's known as the Doorway Effect. I haven't quite reached the extremes in this story.
Not yet.